spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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