id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
At least life still wants to fuck me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
