I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he shaved USA in his pubs
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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