I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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