Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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