She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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