pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
honey bunches of taint.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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