I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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