Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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