belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Houston, we have a squirter
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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