My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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