**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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