Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
