Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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