Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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