Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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