About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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