fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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