how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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