Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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