kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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