I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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