3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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