Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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