Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just want to make out with him forever
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Randomize
