Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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