I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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