This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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