She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Randomize
