how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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