Christians are straight up FREAKS
Porn is love you can see.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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