You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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