Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You were trust falling into bushes
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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