Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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