The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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