found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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