this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What a dumb baby whore.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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