i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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