I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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