I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Drake has all the answers
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
