Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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