i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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