I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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