So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
operation harelip BJ is a go
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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