I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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