If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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