You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
How's work?
Spinning.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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