Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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