your thong is hanging out like whoa
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
