So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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