Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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