BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you win again, gameday.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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