weddingsv make me drug and hornr
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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