I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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