I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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